Seen today. No less than 3 tragic undergarment mistakes within feet of each other.
Case #1: the Granny panties that the crotch seam came up so high you could clearly see it through her thin pants.
Advice: Get a fucking mirror and use it
Case #2: the top of her Spanx and the tag peeking over the waistband of her pants about 2"
Advice: points for the Spanx with dress pants, but... low rise may not be for you
Case #3: tight fitting dress pants devoured by ass crack. They were so far up her ass, how was she functioning?
Advice: buy your pants one size larger. Wear Spanx or boy shorts... ANYTHING to keep your entire ass crack from being filled with fabric.
Shudder. #1 advice... MIRROR.
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These made me luagh. I like to call #3 "Pita pocket ass." I imagine things the falafel and sprouts popping out of the fabric crevace.
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